List: the people he's going to need

1. A piano tuner
2. A futurist
3. An arc-welder
4. A sprinkler-fitter
5. An historian
6. An electrical engineer
7. A train conductor
8. An escape artist
9. A photojournalist
10. A papermaker
11. A blacksmith
12. An astrologer
13. A topography expert
14. A dermatologist
15. A mustache judge
16. A food and beverage manager
17. A hermeneutics professor
18. A model-maker
19. A book-binder
20. A pastry chef
21. A grill-master
22. A sommelier
23. An aviatrix
24. A tree surgeon
25. A watchmaker
26. A harbormaster
27. A ski instructor
28. A zoologist
29. A glassblower
30. A litigator
31. A typesetter
32. An anthropologist
33. A fixer
34. A stenographer
35. A technical climber
36. An editor
37. A silversmith
38. A calligrapher
39. A cantor
40. An astronomer
41. A ghostwriter
42. A composer
43. A greenskeeper
44. A marksman
45. A cartographer
46. A sound man
47. An assessor
48. A large animal veterinarian
49. A jet fuel salesperson
50. An origami savant

Posted July 25, 2012.